She has bought a man home
A lanky dude who is the guard
A lanky dude who is the guard
She gave him cognac to drink
He never lasted more than two sips
Pretending he was allergic to brandy
Her licentious gaze drives him nuts
She had laced the drink with an aphrodisiac
To make him rise fast to the occasion
So as to satisfy her lascivious hanker
Which had lasted now months on end
In a hurry they engage in coitus
Livery thrown away incautiously
In the quest for a tryst in the settee
She would later use disinfectant
To wipe out the semen overlay
After the act he leaves hurriedly
The house lady has been honking
The car horns for a while now
She spits unsavory words
Explicitly targeting his honker
She zoom leaving screeching sounds
He inwardly curses her but he stays
He is tired of being debased
A drama queen her boss is
Slowly he resigns as she provides
In the house she finds things amiss
Wiping the surface with her mother’s union
Having been caught unawares
She notices and goes berserk
Cat fights ensue amidst
He rushes and watches the two
The house lady is overpowered
She is writhing in pain on the rug
The cognac spilt and goblets in shards
She can’t believe she is overpowered
They run helter skelter in tow
They had messed with the viper
She calls the area sheriff
To press charges for assault
Which he finds mortifyning